Lessons in Logic

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If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it’s your stupidity.
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I was born intelligent –
education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect…..
But nobody’s perfect……
so why practice?
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If it’s true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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How come “abbreviated” is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
There’s Mastercard & Visa.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
life.
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.
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“Your future depends on your dreams”
So go to sleep
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“Hard work never killed anybody”
But why take the risk
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“Work fascinates me”
I can look at it for hours
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station….
what more can I say……..

6 responses »

  1. ကိ ကိ .. တနားပါတယ္ေနာ္ …. ေနာက္တာေနာ္ မပင့္ခ္ .. အလုပ္ေတြ အဆင္ေျပပါေစဗ်ာ .. ^_^

  2. Hello Pinkgold,

    A I love all these logical thinkings…
    In fact, these writers are better than De Bono for me though they didn’t created the word so called “Lateral thinking..”

    Thank you for your post….

    I will print out … these three quotes and will put this paper besides my task list … at my work …. haha ….

    Never put off the work till tomorrow
    what you can put off today.
    ………………………………………………………………

    “Hard work never killed anybody”
    But why take the risk
    ………………………………………………………………

    “Work fascinates me”
    I can look at it for hours

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