9 Ways to Understand Marketing!

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Marketing ဆိုတာ ဘာလဲ။ မားကတ္တင္းနည္းလမ္း ၉မိ်ဳးကို အခုလို ရွင္းရွင္းလင္းလင္း ဥပမာေလးေတြနဲ႔ သင္ထားတာ ေကာင္းတယ္။ မေမ့ႏိုင္ေတာ့ဘူး။

A Professor at one of the IIM’s was explaining marketing concepts to the Students:

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” – That’s “Direct Marketing.”

2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: “He’s very rich. Marry him.” -That’s “Advertising.”

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: “Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me.” – That’s “Telemarketing.”

4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride and then say:”By the way, I’m rich. Will you Marry Me?” – That’s “Public Relations.”

5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:”You are very rich! Can you marry me?” – That’s “Brand Recognition.”

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. – That’s “Customer Feedback.”

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband. – That’s “Demand and Supply Gap.”

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you marry me?” And she goes with him – That’s “Competition Eating into your Market Share.”

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: “I’m rich, Marry me!” your wife arrives. – That’s “Restriction for Entering New Markets.”

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  1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I’m rich, Marry me!”. She say: “I have HIV” – That’s “Miss Targeting.”

    😀

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